babyanimalgifs:

Son I can see you

elionking:

eveshka:

Chosen.

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

kiefbowl:

when that menstrual depression hits you in the middle of your seasonal depression in the middle of your regular depression

powerfrog:

maplebungus:

loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet

smatter:

Being the gay cousin

kurtcobainthevampireslayer:

someone *hurts me emotionally*

me “lmao!! omg”

tokoshi:

me laying in bed on my phone, needing to pee for the past half hour with my phone on 2%

almightyfeelskraken:

dnd-homebrew5e:

Two kinds of stealth:

1) There were no witnesses 
2) Leave no witnesses alive 

meekokyu:

ticofnegiconponessgu:

meekokyu:

My bones: *cracking*

Me: ooh crunchy

wаnnа fuск hеr? DO IT!

bitch i cant i have arthritis!!!!

imheck:

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

myrrhguy:

teathattast:

Look at him go!!

the splashes from previous attempts…this is one dedicated boy

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

amalishope:

When they say goodnight but you still see them online an hour later..